no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
So months ago when we were going to play against the rugby team I’m now joining, someone found a video of them and in it, some people were wearing our old jerseys. It was hard to tell who it was and I asked a couple of the ones we thought were in it but they said no. I remembered the video and just rewatched it and turns out it was just they’re players, wearing our jerseys. I don’t know how they got them, but none of them went to UCR so it’s odd. But rewatching the video was weird because before I/we were watching it to scout them out because we didn’t know what kind of competition they’d be. But now I’ve met them and recognized a bunch of them and it’s very different. I haven’t met them all because it’s not 15s yet and I haven’t played much with them yet, really. But I tried to get my team to dye blue streaks in our hair for season but only like 4 people did. And I wanted to get team tattoos but only like 4 people were down, which didn’t matter because we didn’t have a team logo. But this new team all shaved parts of their heads last season and have team tattoos. Hmm. I don’t want to jump the gun, but I think I might like them.